[Me] Broken Finger

Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious
Long work week + Broken finger^* = No updates
No TV and no beer makes Homer something something

I'll be back when my typing speed returns to normal.

^*Man, you don't know fun until you try to use hashi when your right-hand index finger isn't working. Boy howdy.

[Work] My School Is Cooler Than Your School

I go into the teacher's lounge, and the science teacher has a large beaker full of liquid nitrogen. He drops a piece of bread in, picks it up with a pair of glass hashi, and EATS it.

And then blew fog out of his nose.

There's no WAY your school is as cool as mine.

[Work] Az Quotes

Monday is a public holiday? Woo-hoo! Two-day weekend!