It's the end of December, the end of the year. Let's talk about how fat I am. :-P
Last year at this time, I weighed 244 pounds. This morning, I weighed 201 pounds.
I have ~17% less mass than I did a year ago.
Yay, me? ^_^
I still have the rest of the day to lose that pesky last pound to get under 200. Anyone know which appendages can safely be removed from the human body? Preferably something I don't use very often.
Hooray, I made my weight goal! Also, penises grow back, right?