Love bash.org

So, my friend sends me to Bash.org the other day. They day I was supposed to be doing my homework. Man, this is the site for me: twisted computer humor. If you're a computer science person, avoid this site; this site is a time-sucker. It's like a disease: my friend infected me, and now I'm passing it on to other people. Anyway, here are two quotes from the top 100 list.

#99835
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

#9322
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
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<Ouroboros> .    |
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<Ouroboros>    . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros>      | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops