[Comic] The Adventures of Dr. McNinja

It's even more awesome than it sounds.

Great quotables, like:

"I'm a Doctor, OK. I know Science."

and

(context: he's thinking to himself, as he enters the cave)

"But if he wanted to enter the cave undetected," the coroner will ask, "why did he wear a bright white lab coat?"

"Because he was a Doctor. And he knew Science," someone will reply.

"What?"

"I'm sorry. He used to love to say that."

and

Chess is a little too... "Rooky, pawny" for my tastes.