Thursday, December 29, 2005

[Humor] If Life Gives You Lemons...

If life hands you lemons, sell them at the market
and buy a big handgun with the profits, then go
track down that sucker and teach him what it
means to mess with a guy with a big handgun.
(Steven D'Aprano)

If life gives you lemons, grind them into a
fine juice and drink it. If life gives you
pesky little neighbor children... well, you know.
(Phil Peters)

If life gives you a yeast infection, make bread.
And if you know someone whom life has given
lemons, you could have a picnic or something.
(Michael McCuiston)

If life gives you a lemon, make lemonade.
However, if life gives you a pickle you might
as well give up, because pickle-ade is disgusting.
(Clifton J. Gray)

1 comment:

  1. If life gives you lemons, don't confuse them with hand grenades.
    James Watkins

    My Grandmother used to say, "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade!". But you can't make lemonade out of a dead dog no matter how hard you try.
    George Burns