You know, there's a definite way to get over your frustration with American drivers. It's a bit expensive, and there is some time investment, but it works. Here's what you do:
Come to Japan. You can stay at my place. Hang out for about a month. Go driving around sometimes.
That's it. Assuming you survive to return to America, you will be so thankful that they aren't driving around in the middle of the night with their lights off (black cars only) or going 20km/h over the limit in the oncoming lane that you won't even notice the other minor infractions.
Turn signals? Bah! You must be new here.
If you can't afford a round-trip ticket to Fukui, go rent the PS2 game Burnout. You know how you drive in Burnout? That's how ALL THE OTHER DRIVERS DRIVE in Japan. It's like Burnout in reverse.
Come to think of it, that might make for a fun game. ^_^ See how long you can go without being crashed into by the other crazy drivers...
(watch how they steal that idea for Burnout 5: Escape)
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You know, there's a definite way to get over your frustration with American drivers. It's a bit expensive, and there is some time investment, but it works. Here's what you do:
Come to Japan. You can stay at my place. Hang out for about a month. Go driving around sometimes.
That's it. Assuming you survive to return to America, you will be so thankful that they aren't driving around in the middle of the night with their lights off (black cars only) or going 20km/h over the limit in the oncoming lane that you won't even notice the other minor infractions.
Turn signals? Bah! You must be new here.
If you can't afford a round-trip ticket to Fukui, go rent the PS2 game Burnout. You know how you drive in Burnout? That's how ALL THE OTHER DRIVERS DRIVE in Japan. It's like Burnout in reverse.
Come to think of it, that might make for a fun game. ^_^ See how long you can go without being crashed into by the other crazy drivers...
(watch how they steal that idea for Burnout 5: Escape)