[Work] Season's Greetings

I'm preparing for my next class, where my students will write their own Christmas Cards (in English). I was searching for other phrases that can be used, such as "Happy Holidays" and "Merry Christmas", and I discovered that there is this really big argument right now over the use of Merry Christmas.

Some people don't like it, some people =insist= upon it. I just have to ask...

WTF is wrong with you people? Seriously?!

I need my iProd.

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Two more weeks until Winter Break, and I'll be able to breathe again! No more three-hours-of-sleep for THIS guy! ^_^ Two more weeks...