Monday, March 02, 2009


It's 2:28AM. I'm woken up by a phone call. 1-509-328-5869. I don't recognize the number.

Must be pretty important to be calling in the middle of the night though, so I pick up. Some guy was on the line.

"Is Corey there?"


"I must have the wrong number."


I tell you, my first instinct was to set my alarm for 2:28AM, and then call him back every day from now on. It would be my "thing". I would introduce myself at parties as Corey, and give people this guy's number. I would post fliers advertising awesome sales and guess what name/number I would put on the tear-aways? Oh yeah.

Long story short, it's a problem without a solution. I can't put my phone on silent (or turn it off) because... what if there really IS an emergency?

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