PHOENIX is on his way to the laundry room, wearing a t-shirt that says "Ursines excrete solid waste in silviculture", and he runs into STEVE. STEVE reads PHOENIX's shirt, and starts a conversation.STEVE: Did you hear about the Energizer Bunny?
PHOENIX: That he got arrested for battery? Yeah, I heard.
S: It was really shocking to him when the coppertop arrested him.
P: *groan*
S: They even had to put him in a Dura-Cell for a while, because he was too energetic.
P: Ouch.
S: Yeah, and all they could find for him to wear were some shorts. He tried to meditate to regain his composure (Ohmmmm...) but there was just too much resistance - he couldn't get through.
P: *wince*
S: But he'll be discharged in a couple of weeks.
P: Oh yeah?
S: They ran a battery of tests on him and found he was bi-polar. They put him on lithium, and that rectified the situation.
P: Well, that lithium is powerful stuff.
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There were even more puns, but I couldn't remember them all. By the time I got back to my apartment, I had already started to block it out...
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