The Future

I turned on my Nintendo DS, and instead of the usual musical notes it played some high-pitched chimes.

What? Are the speakers broken? No, the sounds in the games work fine...

Yeah, this is a feature of the DS. It knows that today is my birthday, so it played a slightly different opening.

That's right, I was just wished happy birthday by a machine! In case you didn't realize that we're living in the future!