Wanna see some random? So, there's this record...
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Here's some more info about the record. It could have been yours for only $22 (yeah, the eBay link will probably expire before you read this, so here's an image; Boogboo was the seller).
Want to hear it?
(imeem has one of the worst embeds I've seen)
Wow that's a lot of red links. Some day, I want to live in a country where boobs are OK at work.