Steve "The Sneeze" twitters. Here are some of the gems that you've been missing:
# I think I'm turning into my mother. I was just nagging the kids to make their beds. And then I had sex with my dad.If you tweet (and there's really no reason why you should), and you can't seem to stop yourself, check him out.
10:01 AM Aug 13th from Tweetie
# Told my son on 1st day of kindergarten they make you fight a gorilla. He didn't believe me. I should show up in a gorilla suit
8:22 AM Aug 17th from web
# So typical. I had no interest in buying Marvel until Disney did and now I'm pissed at myself.
10:43 AM Aug 31st from web
# My favorite part of going to the dyslexic bakery is when you order a dozen and they give you 31.
11:02 AM Aug 31st from web
# My wife always laughs when I say I have PMS, so this weekend I bled through my vagina. Who's laughing NOW?
2:17 PM Aug 31st from Twittelator